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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

boobs!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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