- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

matt has ebola...funny right!?

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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