Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A man walks into a bar

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock? Come in.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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