- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Maths.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

knock knock no no you go now i clean

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

civil rights

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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