Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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