- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why dont they make black forks

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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