- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man walks into a bar

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A child walks into a classroom.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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