What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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