I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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