- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Face Hunter is scum

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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