Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Pineapple.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Call of Duty is a good game.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

thumb_up thumb_down +5

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops