How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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