- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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