- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Women's rights.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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