What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Women's rights

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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The game.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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