Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Anti Joke

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