- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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