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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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