Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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