- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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