- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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