What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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