I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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penis

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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