- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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