- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Terraria

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I used to know what alzheimers was

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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