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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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