How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Manchester City

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Anti Joke

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