- Anti Joke

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!