What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Your moms so old. She might die soon

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

my wife out of the kitchen

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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