- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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