Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

osama bin laden is dead

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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