- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

hey guys im gay

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Hi, my name is Jake.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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