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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Anti Joke

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