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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

I forgot what i was gonna say

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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