- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Moral

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Safe sex MR

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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