How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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