Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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