Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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