Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Your face

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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