- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Soccer...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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