- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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