"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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hello

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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