- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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