- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

this is stupid .... yep

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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