What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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The dewey decimal system

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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