- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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