- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Vote this down and get DOXED

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Women's rights.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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