- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

I love pissing people off :P

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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