Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Jack Stevens

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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