- Anti Joke

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Wolfjob.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I like the color potato.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

say it ten times fast: oh

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1